"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up." Dean Martin
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
- Darby Conley
I am an Optimist with no Illusions
-John F Kennedy
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov
The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.
- Foster's Law
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
- George Price
I am a deeply superficial person.
- Andy Warhol
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
- Charles Wadsworth
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
- Ronald Reagan
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
- Dorothy Parker
"Men never commit evil so fully and joyfuly as when they do it for religious convictions."
– Blaise Pascal
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill